Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Damn Marathon

10 Things I might rather do than run 13.1 consecutive miles:

10.  Be Warren Jeffs' least favorite wife
9.  Floss on a regular basis
8.  Live as a "cat lady" for an entire year
7.  Pick up a bad habit, quit, then join a support group... all in under 21 days
6.  Re-do puberty
5.  Wear Listerine strips as contacts for a day
4.  Part with my inhaler
3.  Go freegan 
2.  Watch American Pie III again... with my grandma
1.  Lose at Mario Kart 

I just signed up for the Teton Dam half-marathon... wish me luck

6 comments:

Kristine said...

What were we thinking when we signed up for this half marathon thing. We crazy!

wanna go to the gym?

filipendula, q.o.t.p. said...

Being Warren Jeff's most favorite wife would be even worse.

Watch it with the cat lady remarks.

Now I know what freegan means, thanks.

You are such a hoot! Love ya! And good luck.

Nate Eaton said...

me too!! let's train!

holli h. said...

your post is hilarious, and surprising. You guys inspire me. Sadly, I have absolutely no spark of motivation to run long distances, but I think ya'll are souljas.

Mallory said...

Maggie, the more I learn about you, the more I think we should have been friends in another life... or just this one.

Unknown said...

hard to pick a favorite..all five are soooo good

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