Thursday, October 9, 2008
The Results Are IN:
We've been waiting to hear who won the political debate and finally Fox and CNN have delivered unbiased, accurate results. (These percentages are actual results found on the Web sites).
CNN: Obama won 49% to 43%
FoxNews: McCain won 80% to 14% and 6% hadn't decided.
Fox went on to say that Obama didn't even show up to the debate, and in the middle of McCain's speech, God came down and delivered Osama Bin Laden to his arms... and then gave McCain back his full range of motion. It was an American miracle.